"but they really need some appendages"....

and so, the bacon peen was born... and you thought this shit was fucked up already... more to come!

salty 69!

you caption it!

pimp n ho bacon get it on before heading out to work the strip

mr. fister (in the ms. bacon variety)

what happens in vegas stays in vegas

because 3 pieces of bacon is always better than two pieces of bacon

sizzlin' girl on girl action

doggy style - you caption it!

it was a cold and lonely night...

...until things got sizzlin' with some hot weiners.